9 o'clock class feels like five   Asleep at three, so sleep deprived   Stat-60 satisfies 2C   The math GER, not the one for me      The Central Limit Theorem? Speak English   The sum of squares? I don't need this   But I'm positive, studying hard   Gotta pass this, no holds barred      But essay due last Thursday, man   Moby Dick, I understand   Up 'till five in the library   Meyer Lair, kind of scary      Asleep at eight, then up at ten   Missed the lecture, can't pretend   I get the null hypothesis   On Tuesday's test, I was dissed      Got Stat-60 on my mind   In my notes and in my rhymes   Chi-squared values all the time   Easy quarter? Not this time      Why'd you have to go   And make things so complicated, Professor Thomas?   Never are the quiz score grades ever inflated   But you taught this      You get involved in radio   Work really hard, get your own show   But whoops, you slip and play a track   Uncensored as matter of fact      The FCC gets on your back   The station manager says it's whack   The probability that you'll lose your show   On 90.1 [unverified] 1.0      Let's say that you're late for class   Racing down, peddling fast   You live in A, class is at B   Integrate time and velocity      The probability that you'll crash your bike   In White Plaza on the way to Psych   Point 34 on your cell phone   Point 85 if you hit a cone      Got Stat-60 on my mind   In my notes and in my rhymes   Chi-squared values all the time   Easy quarter? Not this time      Let's say you meet this hot sophomore   She likes you, you can't ignore   X the months that you date   P the probability that it's great      You break up but you still kiss   You're not discrete, it's continuous   Late night hook ups nebulous   Thin line friendship no big fuss      Weekly sessions on the phone   Made the right choice, you're on your own   Good to be single all alone   Degrees of freedom you can't clone      But calculate E of X   You're at a party, you see your ex   The probability that your heart breaks in 2   She's with someone new and it's not you      Got Stat-60 on my mind   In my notes and in my rhymes   Chi-squared values all the time   Easy quarter? Not this time      S T A T 60, baby   S T A T 60, baby   S T A T 60, baby   S T A T 60   I'm going to pass this class, so you know