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By MC Lars Horris, I wrote a song about a fetus named Cletus who
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By MC Lars Horris, Call me Ahab, what? Monomaniac
Obsessed with success unlike Steve Wozniak
On
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By MC Lars Horris, My girlfriend hates you but I love your stuff.
I
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By MC Lars Horris, I spot an active drowning victim from a mile away
I
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By MC Lars Horris, My cat's name is donald
My cat's name is donald o
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By MC Lars Horris, La la la la la la la la
La la la
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By MC Lars Horris, LARS: August 4th, 1990, kicking it across the bay,
when
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By MC Lars Horris, Club promoter: Lars you're on in ten minutes. You ready?
MC
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By MC Lars Horris, It's off the hook home slice, like a lucky fish.
All
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By MC Lars Horris, MC Lars is more punk than you
Go
Books about Evanescence
(Are not
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By MC Lars Horris, Humphrey, the whale should have GPS
Humphrey, the whale should get
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By MC Lars Horris, Oh snap, you know this track is fly
So get crunked
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By MC Lars Horris, My friend Aileen made a time machine
But was keen on
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By MC Lars Horris, And people tried to put us down
When iTunes bumped a
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By MC Lars Horris, Internet relationships are not real
Your heart, people steal but identities
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By MC Lars Horris, He?s a no exit G in the place to be
He
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By MC Lars Horris, We got E.A.P. in the house tonight
Edgar Allan Poe
America's favorite
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By MC Lars Horris, CHORUS
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My rhymes rhyme, but
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By MC Lars Horris, Sometimes Shakespeare's over done
His constant sadness is no fun
The comic
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By MC Lars Horris, The following is an entirely fictional account
Any similarities between people
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By MC Lars Horris, Welcome to Mirrielees orientation. My name's Nate, and I'll be
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By MC Lars Horris, I met you in September of 2000,
my heart skipped
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By MC Lars Horris, Once upon a time, in the city of Los Angeles
"Marty,
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By MC Lars Horris, Move over Kevin Bacon ?cause I?ve got a new game
It?s
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By MC Lars Horris, You can take away my space ship
You can take away
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By MC Lars Horris, 9 o'clock class feels like five
Asleep at three, so sleep
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By MC Lars Horris, Check this C major
Comin' straight outta Stockholm, a fun boy
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By MC Lars Horris, One night, backstage at Irving Plaza at a Madball show
Hey
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By MC Lars Horris, Nate the RA: Hey! Welcome to Mirrielees orientation.
My name's Nate,
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By MC Lars Horris, Well they hung John Brown in 1859
After his revolt did