Sometimes Shakespeare's over done   His constant sadness is no fun   The comic relief's the best part   Fans just can't wait for it to start      The pain inside Macbeth is clear   It seems to bring a heavy tear   The story's tragic, most the time   Who needs free verse when you've got rhymes?      What's hip from Macbeth, you say?   Comic relief, on any day   And so we'll take the funny parts   And understand just where they start      We'll take the rhymes that stick out most   And loop them twice   (So not to boast)   We've got this sound for MTV   We introduce the Witches Three      Thrice the A-flat chord has rung   Thrice, and once the symbol chimed   Producer cries, "Tis time, 'tis time"   Producer cries, "Tis time, 'tis time"      Round about the record goes   Into which our lyrics go   Bass line which did like   (We not)   Did not go into our pot      Double, double, toil and trouble   Fire burn and cauldron bubble   Fair is foul and foul is fair   We must warn you, Macbeth, beware      I never wanted to be a witch   Casting spells gives me an itch   I'm allergic to my cat   And this black robe makes me look fat      Bringing apparitions is   Not really the type of bis   I want to be in for good   I would quit, if I could      But saying that, "I'm out of here"   Is not something that people hear   So we're stuck here for a few more years   Never mind Hectate's jeers      Double, double, toil and trouble   Fire burn and cauldron bubble   Fair is foul and foul is fair   We must warn you, Macbeth, beware      Don't tell me what you want   (Want you, really really want)   Macbeth, if you want to get ahead   Try to stay away form murder      And be happy with your power   If you want to get to act six keeping your head   We know that power is bad   When it makes all of your      Loved ones sad   (So sad)   We guess Malcolm won't be too glad   When he sees what you did to his dad      Double, double, toil and trouble   Fire burn and cauldron bubble   Fair is foul and foul is fair   We must warn you, Macbeth, beware      If it were done when 'tis done   Then 'twere well, if were done quickly   And so now I ponder about killing   This guy and inheriting even more power      And so, if I do do these evil deeds   I will probably suffer   Horribly, as we all know the   Importance of karma      And power corrupts, obviously   So I am determined, I guess   To stay away from slaying Duncan   And stick to living a peaceful life      But wait, is this a dagger which I see before me   The handle toward my hand?   Come, let me clutch thee   And in doing so, I will kill Duncan      My strange and self-abuse   Is the initiate fear that wants hard use   We are yet but young in deed   We are yet but young in deed      Double, double, toil and trouble   Fire burn and cauldron bubble   Fair is foul and foul is fair   We must warn you, Macbeth, beware      The moral of this story is   Lighten up and try to give   A new perspective to your life   It's not all darkness pain and strife      Don't caught up in superstition   Or swallowed by old tradition   Thesbians would be completer   Shouting, "Macbeth" in the theater