Somebody's gotta crack a whip around here   Who's mindin' the store?   Shake it up, sell some beer   What's your money maker for?   Pay day we're packin' 'em in   Six gun Annie and buffalo Jill   But who's to say they'll be back again   For a refill?      Honey, you know the drill      Ain't no left turn down sleepy time street   You gotta be fast but you gotta stay loose   Thinkin' on your feet   Slick as grass through a goose   We gotta rationalise   The payroll is givin' me chills   You and me is gettin' organised   It's kill or be killed      Honey, you know the drill      Well they can all look down on sucker row   But they all forget   The tallest trees from acorns grow   Though they ain't yet   I never look down on a sucker stake   They all pay the bills   I never gave a sucker an even break   And I never will      A beautiful vision keeps comin' to me   I see a miracle mind   Flyin' in for free   Service with a smile   High rollers, fancy hotels   Big time singers toppin' the bill   You gotta have a feel for the stuff that sells   Call it a skill      Honey, you know the drill      Somebody's gotta crack a whip around here   Who's mindin' the store?   Shake it up, sell some beer   Money walkin' through the door   Annie's arrivin' at a dangerous age   Don't you go gettin' ill?   Get another woman up in the cage   Who ain't over the hill      Honey, you know the drill      Somebody's gotta crack a whip around here