Don't often open up this floor   Since I handed in, my gun   What all these keys are for   Now my tour of duty's done   You got to know the switches   Now you got your turn   Watch and learn, junior   Watch and learn      Now you will get your trouble spots   Here's one from down voodoo way   Bragged he had me by the you know what's   Very funny, you don't say   The big Enchilada, stealin' elections   Had to go down there, trash collection   Got his cojones on my desk in there   Made into a souvenir   Set of cufflinks, nice pair   The rest of him's, someplace up here   Sometimes you got to put a shoulder to the door      Not so fast, junior   Listen to your pa   Here, son   I'm handin' over to you   Don't crash the ambulance   Whatever you do      What we have here's a dung hole place   Thought it was fly shit on the map   Fat bastard, ugly face, ooh and the personal crap   You can't move the barriers, you can't mess with oil and gas   Had to go down there, stick a couple aircraft carriers in his ass   Fancy dress, medals chest, it's all in here, for all the gigs   Gas mask bulletproof vest, all the usual rigs   There'll be things they missed, they didn't mention   You've even got a whistle in there for attracting attention      Well, I think you're gonna be okay, son   If I had the tour, I guess   These two buttons by the way   This one I hope you never press   Some holy fool, just watch, not like you or me   That one's the whole shootin' match   Right there, it's the whole shitaree   We don't forget who put us here, Jack   That's page one we talk soft   Carry a big stick, pack the biggest gun   We don't like accidents major or minor   You don't want yourself an incident   Don't ever invade China      Here, son   I'm handin' over to you   Don't crash the ambulance   Ohh, here son   I'm handin' over to you   Don't crash the ambulance   Whatever you do