I am powdered milk man!      The wind blows and I see dust   A cloud of white upon the horizon   My pallet knows, this is a bust   Breakfast is wrecked   For the chidren of the nation   These cheerios, soggy and tainted   Have gone to waste in   This milk of devastation.      Taste is based   From the bones of zombies   The dust is ground   It's not safe to eat or drink   When powdered milk's around!      Call in the troops   Cause here's a scoop   For you and your group   There's a drink around town   And it tastes like poo   The man in the tin suit   Bearing bitter fruit   Breakfast cereal turns to soup   Tastes like puke      Oh no!   It's the Powdered Milk Man   Oh no!   Holding the Powdered Milk can   The super villain comes a creepin'   When you're sleepin'   And must be stopped anyway we can      [Chorus]   You stand before me I will defeat you   You will not break me I will not take you   You're just another unearthly poison   Someone will stop you   You and your kind, step back!      Whoa ho ho ho Powdered Milk Man   Whoa ho ho you must die!   Whoa ho ho ho, Powdered Milk Man   Whoa ho ho ho whoa!      [Chorus]      Whoa ho ho ho Powdered Milk Man   Whoa ho ho ho you must die!   Whoa ho ho ho Powdered Milk Man   Whoa ho ho ho you must die!      (repeat)      Whoa ho ho ho he must die!