Now now now   I'm just a boy   I watch too much TV   Nobody knows, nobody knows   Casper the Ghost is so friendly   Nobody knows, nobody knows   Sitting in my living room   With nothing else to do   I think I'm going blind   Just like Mr. Magoo   I know every single ending   Of every Scooby Doo   Now      [Chorus]   Turn off the idiot box   It's a disease just like the Chicken Pox   Turn off the idiot box   Now      Find yourself a partner   Turn on the television   And let it control your mind      Friends, Romans, countrymen,   I've got something to say   Nobody knows, nobody knows   Get up off the couch   Get up go out and play   Nobody knows, Nobody knows      [Chorus]      Children I want to warn 'ya   'Cuz I've been to California   Where Mickey Mouse is a demon      Turn it off If you are able   Nobody knows, nobody knows   Take a pair of scissors   And cut off that cable   Nobody knows, Nobody knows      [Chorus]