Waitress   Waitress   Waitress      I have to clear your table   So I wipe it, it's right to keep it clean   So I clean, yes, I clean   Do you clean? Yes, I clean it      I have to empty ash trays   I empty them, it's right to keep them clean   So I clean, yes, I clean   I'm the queen of the clean      And I'd probably be famous now   If I wasn't such a good waitress   Waitress, waitress, waitress, waitress, waitress      I am a drag at parties 'cuz it upsets me   To see so many empties   And I have to pick them up   Or I have to go home, home      But sometimes I have nightmares   And the ashtrays are filling up   And I can't find my section   And the bottles are flying through the air   Like crazy autumn leaves      And I can't find my section   I lost my section, I lost my section   I can't find it, somebody help me, please   I am in quicksand, I am in mud to my knees, help me      I have to clear your table   Excuse me, it's right to keep it clean   So I clean, yes, I clean   Do you clean? Yes, I clean it      I have to know the regulars   Well, I don't have to   But I like to know their names   And I know them even better, when they're nice to me, me      And I'd probably be famous now   If I wasn't such a good waitress   Waitress   Waitress   Waitress   ...