Halley's waitress   never comes around   She's hiding in the kitchen   She's nowhere to be found   I just want some coffee   Is that too much to ask?   Halley's waitress   is not up to the task      And when she finally appears   It's like she's been away for years      It's been so long   So long   Darling don't you know   We miss you when you're gone   So long   So long   Darling don't you know   We miss you when you're gone   Ahhh      Halley's waitress   Has vanished once again   She's talking to her agent   She's calling all her friends   Forget about the coffee   I'll just take a check   Halley's waitress   You know you'll get yours yet      It's been so long   So long   Darling don't you know   We miss you when you're gone   So long   So long   Darling don't you know   We miss you when you're gone   Ahhh