Just another routine night    We're gonna hit the restaurant    Table of 3, non-smoking please    We're gonna find what we want          Well we don't have too much money    Before the check comes we'll leave    But I looked up from the menu    This beautiful girl was smiling back at me       CHORUS:    Excuse me waitress    I know I'm kinda shy    But I promise    I'm a hell-uva-guy    And you can just get me a coke    If thats as close as we'll ever be    Cause I'll eat here forever    As long as you're hear with me          And her smile hits me    Like 40 pounds of lead    She asks if I want desert    Can I have her instead?       CHORUS:    Excuse me waitress    I know im kinda shy    But I promise    I'm a hell-uva-guy    And you can just get me a coke    If thats as close as we'll ever be    Cause I'll eat here forever    As long as you're hear with me          Not at another diner will I eat again    So please miss waitress be my girlfriend