You sure are cool, a European jewel   I dig you most    A letter came, it's not the same    The ink was blue    A relative stopped by to say he saw you, hey    A walkin' down a lonesome town    Some time ago    He said you had a mouth so bad    The lips were rotting off    You dropped a tear to end his fear    You seem quite well    It's a long time spell    I'm wondering where you got that infection    There's bugs in my brain    I can't feel any pain    Just a shaking sha—    [song ends abruptly]