She showed up at my house at half past nine   In a low-cut dress with a bottle of wine   She said this will be a night you won't forget      She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood   I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes   She pulled out that Red Headed Stranger, I stood up and said      Don't touch my Willie   I don't know you that well   Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones   Hell, or anybody else   I don't know what you heard   I ain't that kind of guy   Yeah so don't touch my Willie,   We'll get a long just fine      She said she never met a man like me in her life   Who wouldn't share his Willie on the very first night   I said it's nothing personal, don't take it so hard      I don't pull out my Willie for just anyone   There's a lot of other records that you can choose from   So let me make myself clear before you go too far      Don't touch my Willie   I don't know you that well   Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones   Hell, or anybody else   I don't know what you heard   I ain't that kind of guy   Yeah so don't touch my Willie,   We'll get a long just fine      Keep your hands off my Willie,   We'll get along just fine