I've been goin' out every night havin' a ball   Comin' home about a quarter to two   Oh you said that you'd be leavin'   If you didn't start seein'   A change in me really soon   You said it's gettin' really old   And that you wanna be told   That I ain't a drinkin' no more   Well now honey here it goes,   Better listen close   Before you go walkin' out the door      I ain't a drinkin' anymore   Oh now that's what you want me to say   I ain't a drinkin anymore   Guess you finally got your way   Nope I ain't a drinkin' not a one beer   That's what you wanna hear   But honey I must confess   I ain't a drinkin' anymore   But I ain't drinkin' any less      I got lit the other night   Yeah I got in a fight   The police had me down on the ground   They were puttin' on the cuffs   They really roughed me up   They said boy "we're takin' you down"   Before he read my rights    He said take my advice   "Don't let me catch you drinkin' no more"   I said officer please let me go   And I won't do it anymore   Come on let me go on home      I ain't a drinkin' anymore   Oh now that's what you want me to say   I ain't a drinkin anymore   Guess you finally got your way   Nope I ain't a drinkin' not a one beer   That's what you wanna hear   But honey I must confess   I ain't a drinkin' anymore   But I ain't drinkin' any less