(kinky friedman & panama red)      She climbed the stairs that mornin'   Found him rather pale   His eyes they were the color   Of half-drunk ginger ale.      Faithful as a magnavox   Hung-up on a song   She cried down to the breakfast nook,   ¡°ward, there's something wrong.¡±      Somethin's wrong with the beaver   Somethin's wrong with the beaver   Somethin's wrong with the beaver   The beaver I believe-uh is gone.      Beaver was a dreamer,   Never got it right.   Died in livin' color,   Lived in black an' white.      Faithful as a magnavox   Hung-up on a song   She cries down to the breakfast nook,   ¡°ward, there's something wrong.¡±      Somethin's wrong with the beaver   Somethin's wrong with the beaver   Ward!   Somethin's wrong with the beaver   The beaver I believe-uh is gone.      Somethin's wrong with the beaver   Ward!   Somethin's wrong with the beaver   Lord!   Somethin's wrong with the beaver   Ooh!   Somethin's wrong with the beaver   Ha!   Somethin's wrong with the beaver   Beaver, huh!   Somethin's wrong with the beaver.