I went down to the beach   And saw Kiki   She was like, "All eh"   And I was like, "Whatever"      Then this chick comes up to me   And she's all like   "Hey, aren't you that dude?"   And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever"      So later I'm at the pool hall   And this girl comes up   And she's like, "Aww"   And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever"      'Cause this is my   United States of Whatever   And this is my   United States of Whatever   And this is my   United States of Whatever      And then it's three A.M.   And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather   This dude comes up and he's like, "Hey punk"   I'm like, "Yeah, whatever"      Then I'm throwing dice in the alley   Officer Leroy comes up and is like   "Hey, I thought I told you"   And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever"      And then up comes Zafo   I'm like, "Yo, Zafo, what's up?"   He's like, "Nothin'"   And I'm like, "That's cool"      'Cause this is my   United States of Whatever   And this is my   United States of Whatever