I am really special 'cause there's only one of me   Look my smile, I'm so damn happy, the people are jealous of me   When I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song   It cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long      Oh, oh, oh, I'm so happy, I can barely breathe   Puppy dogs and sugar frogs, and kittens baby teeth   Watch out all you mothers, I'm happy as hardcore   Happy as a coupon for a 20 dollar whore      I'm really happy, I'm sugar-coated me   Happy, good, anger, bad that's my philosophy      I can't do this, man, I'm not happy      I am really special 'cause there's only one of me   Look my smile, I'm so damn happy, the people are jealous of me   These are my love handles and this is my spout   But if you tip me over then mama said, "Knock you out"      I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave   Welcome to my happy world, now get your shit and leave   I am happy, I am good, I am      I'm outta here, screw you