I've got a crazy kind of love,   A crazy kind of love,   Feelin' kinky then I'm done,   A crazy kind of love.      I've got a horny kind of love,   A horny kind of love,    You're what I'm wet dreamin' of,   A horny kind of love.      Some say love is good vibrations,   But sometimes you need batteries to make 'em      Got a 1-800 kind of love,   A 1-800 kind of love,   What my phone bill's stinkin' from,   Don't hang up, I'm not done.