[ARBITER]   I've a duty as the referee   At the start of the match   On behalf of all our sponsors   I must welcome you   Which I do -- there's a catch      I don't care if you're a champion   No one messes with me   I am ruthless in upholding   What I know is right   Black or white -- as you'll see      I'm on the case   Can't be fooled   Any objection   Is overruled   Yes I'm the Arbiter and I know best      [CHORUS]   He's impartial, don't push him, he's unimpressed      [ARBITER]   You got your tricks   Good for you   But there's no gambit I don't see through   Oh I'm the Arbiter I know the score      [CHORUS]   From square one he'll be watching all 64      [ARBITER]   If you're thinking of the kind of thing   That we've seen in the past   Chanting gurus, walkie-talkies,   Walkouts, hypnotists,   Tempers, fists -- not so fast      This is not the start of World War Three   No political ploys   I think both your constitutions are terrific so   Now you know -- be good boys      I'm on the case   Can't be fooled   Any objection   Is overruled   Yes I'm the Arbiter and I know best      [CHORUS]   He's impartial, don't push him, he's unimpressed      [ARBITER]   You got your tricks   Good for you   But there's no gambit I don't see through   Oh I'm the Arbiter I know the score      [CHORUS]   From square one he'll be watching all 64      [ARBITER]   Yes I'm the Arbiter I know the score      [CHORUS]   From square one he's watching all 64