Have you ever watched the sun go down?   And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round   Have you ever been high as fuck?      You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself   And your dog's looking at you like you need help   Have you ever been high as fuck?      And then you feel your heart pumping really fast   And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack   Have you ever been high as fuck?      You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm   The only problem's that the chickens have human arms   You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"      You need snacks so you walk to the corner store   But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high   So you walk around the block to buy some time      You finally decide to go into the store   But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore   So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there      You're walking home and you're mouth is dry   You should have bought some juice and snacks   But you were too high      Thinking 'bout ketchup chips   And for some reason the game battleship      And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games   like battleship when you were a kid   and how, as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves   so you say "Guess What? I'm gonna make up a game right now   and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine   and I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat   but then you don't know where to find a porcupine so   you do a search on e-bay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet   and you say "Guess what world? you've got me cornered again   I'm gonna roll another joint"      You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old   That they weren't crispy anymore?      Have you ever been high... as fuck?