I'm a stay at home dad   I'm on paternity leave   I'm a stay at home dad   It's just the baby and me      I'm a stay at home dad   While my wife's at work   I got a bottle in my hand   And spit-up on my shirt      Baby wakes me up around 5am   Kickin and screamin until his face turns red   He usually tends to calm down once he's fed   So I give him his bottle my wife gets out of bed      Cook my wife breakfast while she's getting ready   Uh-oh uh-oh, someone's diaper is smelly   Uh-oh uh-oh, it leaked all over his belly   Uh-oh uh-oh, it looks like mustard and jelly      Kiss my wife good-bye while I clean up his bum-bum   It's time for his bath this is gonna be fun fun   I tried not to get soap in his eyes   He really doesn't like it, it makes him cry      But if he cries, to make him stop I've got a trick   I'll make funny noises with my mouth like this   (makes noise with lips) ga ga goo goo ga ga ga   Then we play peek-a-boo it makes him laugh      I'm a stay at home dad   It's a full time job   I'm a stay at home dad   But I like it a lot      I'm a stay at home dad   During his afternoon nap   I watch The Price Is Right   and I make myself a snack      Cheese and crackers!   If I have errands to run I take the van   Strap him in his car seat   And bring his baby bag      I always make sure his seat's well strapped in   My baby's security is important   Groceries, pay some bills, visit grandma   But I gotta be sure to make it back by 4 o'clock      So I can prepare supper while I watch Oprah   What should I make tonight? Maybe some pasta   And a Caesar salad, my wife will like that   5 o' clock's the time that she gets back      She asks me how my day was I say not bad   It's all in a day's work as a stay at home dad      I'm a stay at home dad   I don't take drugs   I'm a stay at home dad   I get high on baby hugs      I'm a stay at home dad   I'm like Winnie The Pooh   But my favorite Disney movie   Is the Lion King Two      I also like Ice Age      That's right I take care of my children   That's right I take care of my children   That's right I take care of my children   That's right I take care of my children   That's right I take care of my children   That's right I take care of my children   That's right I take care of my children   That's right I take care of my children