Everybody's druuuunk  Everybody's drunk tonight  Everybody's druuuunk  Everybody's drunk tonight  Everybody's druuuunk  Everybody's drunk in here    Tonight's the night  We're gonna get plastered  Pissed off  Maybe even get laid, too  Booze on your breath  Always makes girls horny  So come on boys, let's  CHUG A FEW!    Everybody's druuuunk  Everybody's drunk tonight  Everybody's druuuunk  Everybody's drunk, oh yeah    People pouring  In the front door  Most of them  I've never seen in my life  I hear the sound of  Windows breaking  Who just lit the  Couch on fire?!    Everybody's druuuunk  Everybody's drunk tonight  Everybody's druuuunk  Everybody's drunk tonight!    And if you're coming here...  Don't forget to have  Yourself a beer!    There's two girls  Throwin' up in the bathroom  A good friend holds your head back  When you puke  Tonight's the night  So grab your whatever  Lift your something  Here's a toast to you!    WE'RE ALL GONNA GET DRUNK!  OH! WE'RE ALL GONNA GET DRUNK!  OH WAIT WE'RE ALREADY...  DRUUUUUNK!    Everybody's druuuunk  Everybody's drunk tonight  Everybody's druuuunk  Everybody's drunk, hoorah!    Fa la la la laaa la la!  ([Scott:] Uh, actually, I'm not drunk. At all. No. I've gotta drive all these people home. Have  a good time...assholes.)    ([Dan:] Hey! Lemme yell at your face! Cause I love ya! Lemme yell at your face!)    ([Aaron:] Say, I don't feel so good...)  (Get 'im a trash can!)  ([Aaron:] -urp- There is no trash can!)