[Song:]  Bartender I really did it this time  Broke my parole to have a good time  When I got home it was 6 AM   The door was locked so I kicked it in    She was trippin on the bills   I think she was high on some pills  She threw my shit out into the yard  Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard    And in my drunken stupor  I did what I should have never done  And now I'm sittin here, talking to you   Drunk and on the run    I'm sittin at a bar on the inside   Waiting for my ride on the outside  She broke my heart, in the trailer park   So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car  Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away    Ya know Moe I'll probably get ten years  So just give me beers till they get here  Yea I know the sun is coming up   And yall are probably gettin ready for closing up  But I'm trying to drown my soul  I'm tired of this life on the dirt road  Everything that I love is gone  And I'm tired of hangin on    She got me sittin at a bar on the inside   Waitin for my ride on the outside  She stole my heart, in the trailer park   So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car  And crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away    [Rap:]  Yes it was meant to be  Romance is misery  So much for memories   And now I am headed to the penitentiary  See me on TV   The next cop series  I am a danger   I guess I should have did something about my anger  But I never learn  Real things I don't concern  I pour kerosene on everything I love   And watch it burn  I know it's my fault   But I wasn't happy it was over   She threw a fit  So I crashed that piece of shit Nova    [Song:]  And now I am going back again   Back to the pen to see my friends  When we all pile out of that county van   There gonna ask me where I've been    I've been at a bar on the inside   Waitin for my ride on the outside  She broke my heart, in the trailer park   So I jacked the keys to her fuckin car  I Crashed that peice of shit n-then stepped away    [Fades out:]  Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa  Heyyyyyyyy  Laaa   Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa  Hey you   Laaaa  Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa