Mustache Lady  Lookin' kinda shady  Mustache Lady  Not lookin' like a lady    Mustache Lady  Go to the salon  Mustache Lady  Gotta get that mustache gone    Mustache   Earwax  Ex-Lax  And a pair of slacks    Whoooooooooooo  Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh  Mustache Lady  You're lookin' like a man    Mustache   Earwax  Ex-Lax  And a pair of slacks    Mustache   Earwax  Ex-Lax  And a pair of slacks    Whoooooooooooo  Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh  Mustache Lady  You're lookin' like a man