Timmy's got a girlfriend  But she's only 15  Timmy's young girlfriend  Is the hottest chick he's ever seen    He doesn't know her last name  But he doesn't really care  This is who he loves  And he doesn't want to share    Some will call this wrong  But some will call it love  And all those who oppose  Don't know about true love    Well Jack is now a junior  And she's still in 8th grade  And all that Kelly cares about  Is that he's gettin' laid    Some will call this wrong  But some will call this love  And all those who oppose  Don't know about true love    Some will call this wrong  But some will call this love  And all those who oppose  Don't know about true love    When she said she was 21  This was sure to fail  Now Timmy has a social life  Talking while in jail