My best friend is a Limer  My best friend is a Lime  He comforts me when I am sad  And helps me all the time.  My Limer is my best friend  My Limer is my pal  He is very nice to me  and every guy and gal  oh Limer oh Limer...  where would I be with out you?  oh Limer oh Limer...  I'd probably eat poo  My best friend is a Limer  My best friend is a Lime  For Limers are so noble.  I wish there were more of your kind.  (Repeat until faded out)  oh Limer oh Limer...  where would I be with out you?  oh Limer oh Limer...  I'd probably eat poo  (Repeat until faded out)