All the girls in the bathroom talking  who they gonna take to the Sadie Hawkins  My ears are burning but I kept on walking  smile on my face and an air guitar rocking    The Sadie Hawkins Dance  in my khaki pants  There's nothing better  oh oh oh  The girls ask the guys  it's always a surprise  There's nothing better  baby do you like my sweater?    Sitting in the back of my next class napping  Got up, gave a speech, then bowed to the clapping  Told a funny joke got the whole class laughing  think I got a tan from the light which I was basking    [x2:]  The Sadie Hawkins Dance  in my khaki pants  There's nothing better  oh oh oh  The girls ask the guys  it's always a surprise  There's nothing better  baby do you like my sweater?    Scan the cafeteria for some good seating  I found a good spot by the cheerleaders eating  The quarterback asked me if I'd like a beating  I said that's one thing I won't be needing  And since I'm rather smart and cunning  I took off down the next hall running  Only to get stopped by a girl so stunning  only to get stopped by a girl so stunning    She said, "You're smooth, and good with talking.  You're going with me to the Sadie Hawkins"    The Sadie Hawkins Dance  in my khaki pants  There's nothing better  oh oh oh  The girls ask the guys  it's always a surprise  There's nothing better  baby do you like my sweater?    The Sadie Hawkins Dance  in my khaki pants  There's nothing better  oh oh oh  The girls ask the guys  it's always a surprise  There's nothing better  baby do you like my sweater?