we all know the girls that i am talking about  well they are time bombs and they are ticking  and the only question's when they'll blow up  and they'll blow up; we know that without a doubt  cause they're those girls, yeah you know those girls that let their emotions get the best of them    and i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man  let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings  so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off  cause we'll know just what they're thinking  cause what they're thinking...    she's so pretty but she but doesn't always act that way  her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost every day  she said to me that she's so happy it's depressing  and all i said was "someone get that girl a mood ring"    if it's drama you want then look no further  they're like the real world meets boy meets world meets days of our lives  and it just kills me how they get away with murder  they'll anger you then bat their eyes; those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize    and i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man  let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings  so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off  cause we'll know just what they're thinking  cause what they're thinking...    she's so pretty but she but doesn't always act that way  her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost every day  she said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothing  and all i said was "someone get that girl a mood ring"    cause when it's black (it) means watch your back because you're probably  the last person in the world right now she wants to see  and when it's blue it means that you should call her up immediately  and ask her out because she'll most likely agree  and when it's green it simply means that she is really stressed  and when it's clear it means she's completely emotionless (and that's all right i must confess)    we all know the girls that i am talking about  she liked you wednesday but now it's friday and she has to wash her hair  and it just figures that we'll never figure them out  first she's jekyll and then she's hyde....at least she makes a lovely pair    mood ring oh mood ring  oh tell me will you bring  the key to unlock this mystery  of girls and their emotions  play it back in slow motion  so i may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind    [speaking:]  heh...that's terrible