(feat. Chaka Khan)    My funny Valentine  Sweet comic Valentine  You make me smile with my heart    Your looks are laughable  Unphotographable  Yet you're my fav'rite work of art    Is your figure less than Greek  Is your mouth a little weak  When you open it to speak  Are you smart?    Don't change a hair for me  Not if you care for me  Stay little Valentine  Stay!  Each day is valentine's day    Is your figure less than Greek  Is your mouth a little weak  When you open it to speak  Are you smart?    Don't change a hair for me  Not if you care for me  Stay little Valentine  Stay, oh stay!  Each day is valentine's day