Sixteen years old, looking for a hideaway  I'm a set designer, my Mum and Dad thinking I'm gay  I'm a lazy bugger, but I like my spart  Like girls and music, I'm happy, happy sort (of a guy)  But there's one thing I'm lacking, it's sexual experience  So I ask you, my sweetheart, save me from this wilderness  I've dreamed, honey, of a night like this  Where I come from, love is just a hole in the wall  And the steel mills ring out and generations heed the call  And the rain never stops and the skies are grey  And the chance of romance, slim as a bright sunny day  This is partly the reason, I'm so overwhelmed and shy  Because your beauty, by contrast, is gonna make a young man cry  I've dreamed, honey, of a night like this  I've schemed, honey, of a night like this  You don't know what it means to a boy from a suburban home  To be left with a woman like you, completely alone  I've dreamed, honey, of a night like this  Nice place you've got here, babe, never seen a house like this  Pool like an ocean, bed like a football pitch  ll the guys at the boozer, won't believe my luck  But it couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke (than me)  So here we are, the record's gotten stuck in the groove  My knees are trembling, c'mon baby, make your move  I've dreamed, honey, of a night like this  I've schemed, honey, of a night like this  I've dreamed, I've schemed, honey, of a night like this  I've dreamed, honey, of a night like this