(feat. Cher)    [Rod Stewart]  After one whole quart of brandy  Like a daisy I awake  With no Bromo Seltzer handy,  I don't even shake.    [Cher]  Men are not a new sensation;  I've done pretty well, I think.  But this half-pint imitation  Put me on the blink    I'm wild again  Beguiled again  A simpering, whimpering child again  Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I    [Rod Stewart]  Listen, baby  I couldn't sleep  And wouldn't sleep  Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep  Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I    [Cher]  Lost my heart but what of it?  My mistake I agree.    [Rod Stewart]  Oh she's such a laugh, and I love it  Although the laugh's on me.    [Cher]  Oohh I'll sing to him  Bring springs to him  And worship the trousers that cling to him  Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I    Oh you're so cute  Oh she's kept enough, she's slept enough  And yet, where it counts she's adapt enough    [Cher] Aha    [Both]  Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I    [Cher]  When he talks he is seeking  Words to get off his chest.    [Rod Stewart]  Horizontally speaking  She's at her very best.    [Both]  Oh we've seen a lot  I mean a lot  And now we're like sweet seventeen a lot  Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I  Oh, we're vexed again  Perplexed again  Thank God we can't be over-sexed again  Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I