Songwriters: Ross, Ryan; Urie, Brendon Urie; Wilson, Brent Matthew; Smith, Spencer James;It's these substandard motels on the corner of 4th and Fremont Street  (La, la, la, la, la)  Appealing only because they are just that unappealing  Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering    The rooms have a hint of asbestos  And maybe just a dash of formaldehyde  And the habit of decomposing  Right before your very eyes  (La, la, la, la)    Along with the people inside  What a wonderful caricature of intimacy  Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy    Tonight tenants range from a lawyer and a virgin  Accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie  She's getting a job at the firm come Monday    The Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney  Moonlighting aside, she really needs his money  Oh, wonderful caricature of intimacy    Yeah  (Yeah)    And not to mention, the constable  And his proposition, for that virgin  Yes, the one the lawyer met with on strictly business  As he said to the Mrs. Well, only hours before    After he had left, she was fixing her face in a compact  There was a terrible crash, between her and the badge  (There was a terrible crash)  She spilled her purse and her bag  And held a purse of a different kind    Along with the people inside  What a wonderful caricature of intimacy  Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy    There are no raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses  It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses  At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains  And a few more of your least favorite things    Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses  It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses  At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains  And a few more of your least favorite things    Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy  Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy    Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses  It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses  At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains  And a few more of your least favorite things    Raindrops on roses and the girls in white dresses  And the sleeping with the roaches and the taking best guesses  At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains  And a few more of your least favorite things      © EMI APRIL MUSIC INC.; SWEET CHIN MUSIC;    these lyrics are submitted by savannah