i locked my doors and waited for the world to end   i watched the clock tick down, by candlelight all safe and sound alone   until i thought that it was safe outside again   but all my plans were laid to waste, it was just another new years after all   the birds were singing in the air   and i was crying on my knees   it was selfish to want everybody else to die   but i know we were meant to be      i know you said that you would never talk to me again   but i thought that this could work   because you told me that you'd never take me back   unless i were the last asshole on earth      sometimes i think if only i were old again   if only i recalled all things we knew when we knew everything   you're out tonight, and i'm at home alone again   you needed time apart but watching you fuck half the town just breaks my heart   sitting in my room constructing atom bombs   'cause there's nothing i can do   i don't really care if i kill off mankind   if that means i can be with you