Mon key see and mon key do   Ma king ba bies, ea ting food   Smel ly things, pu bic hair   Words of lo ve, in the air   Sparks fly, shoo ting out   Ma king sure that eve ry thing is wor king   I can't turn you down   We are pro grammed hap py lit tle chil dren   Mat ter o ver mind   We can not re sis so I won't fight it   Love is a ma chine   Love is a ma chine without a dri ver   The facts of life   The facts of life   A masterpiece   Biology   Smokey water   Air conditioned   Boys 'n' girls   And automation   Chromosomes   Designer jeans   Chimpanzees   And human beings   Machines of love   Machines of love   Strong in body, strong in mind   A love machine with the facts of life   The facts of life   The facts of life   So much sex 'n' violence   Must be a bad design   We're stupid to be fighting   Every night   The monsters we create   They welcome us aboard   The best in advertising   From coast to coast   The girls and boys combine   Like monkeys in the zoo   The clouds have silver linings   Looks pretty good   People fall in love like in fairy tales   I'm not sure I like, what they can do   I'm afraid that God has no master plan   He only takes -- what he can use   Factory life, ice cream & pie   Factory life   Someday we'll live on Venus   And men will walk on Mars   But we will still be monkeys   Down deep inside   If chimpanzees are smart   Then we will close our eyes   And let our instincts guide us   Oh oh oh oh no