Yea!    YEA-YEAH!    WHOA-O-OHH       [Hook 1:]    Na-Na Now Shawty    Na-Na Now Shawty    Na-Na Now Shawty    Don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me    Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me    Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me    Yeah    Yea-Yeah       [Verse 1: T-Pain]    Have you ever seen    A dime piece all alone at the bar (bar-bar)    Straight out of a magazine    And you just want to let her know who you are (are-are)    So you say let me buy you a drink    Or a little conversation    If that's what you want to do (do-do)    And she said love is about to end    And you said why dont you come to my crib    And She said I can't leave my friends       [Chorus 1:]    Now you've offically been chopped and screwed    Screwed-Screwed    Chopped-Chopped    And Screwed    You've offically been    and-and   Screwed    And Ewed-Ewed    Chopped    Screwed-Screwed    You've offically been chopped and screwed    And-And    Screw    Chop-Screw-Screwed    You've offically been Screwed    Screwed    Screw-Screw    Chop-Chop    And Screwed    You've officially been    and-and    Screwed       [Hook 2:]    Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah)    Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed)    Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't Screw Me (HEYYY-Yeah)    Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't Screw Me (Yea-Yeah)       [Verse 2: T-Pain]    Have you ever been in the VIP room    Of your favorite strip club (club-club)    And you got a shawty all on you    Kissing on your neck    Making you feel like she so in love (love-love)    Now you done grabbed you a couple a drinks    And you feeling like it's about time to cuddle up (up-up)    And you said shawty what's really up    And she takes big sip out yo cup    And she said that'll be 60 bucks       [Chorus 2:]    Now you've officially been chopped and screwed    Screwed-Screwed    Chopped-Chopped    And Screwed    You've officially been    and-and    Screwed    And Ewed-Ewed    Chopped    Screwed-Screwed (Luda-Luda (hahaha)    You've officially been chopped and screwed       [Ludacris:]    Nah-Nah-Nah    Shawty why you acting all like that (like that)    Like all you ever really want to do is just doubt me    Ludacris can't-can't live with out 'em    But even more I bet you really can't live with out me (nope)    You-You must of flipped yo wig (yup)    You got to be out yo mind (Yeah)    I chop ch-chop You screw-You Screw    You out of yo-out of yo spine (woo)    Back breaker    Put you over my knees    Put you on punishment    Women and I'll spank ya (baaa)    Have you praising the lord    Like thank you-thank you    Thank you lord I want to thank you (Jesus)    But have you ever met a women that will lead you on    And still you work instead of please her (yup)    Have her singing this song    Cause all night long    She did nothing but flirt and tease ya (yup)    But I got to admit that I have    Put one in the air sit back and I laugh (ey)    Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad (ey)    Probably it's cause the amount of booty that I've grabbed (ey)    Comming back to haunt me    So instead of being put in submission to subdue (what happened)    Guess what dawg (hahaha) (Lu-Lu-Luda)       [Chorus 3:]    Now you've officially been chopped and screwed    Screwed-Screwed    Chopped-Chopped    And Screwed    You've officially been    and-and    Screwed    And Ewed-Ewed    Chopped    Screwed-Screwed    You've officially been chopped and screwed    And-And    Screw    Chop-Screw-Screwed    You've officially been Screwed    Screwed    Screw-Screw    Chop-Chop    And Screwed    You've offically been    And-And    Screwed       [Hook 3:]    Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah)    Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed)    Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't Screw Me    Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't Screw Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-ME