She got a valentine from Gary   I opened it up it said, "Would you please be mine."    I gave her flowers and some candy, YEA!   She opened them up and said, "You're trying to make me fat."      Now I just want a new girlfriend    Yea I just want someone to make me laugh    I just want a new girlfriend    Yea I just want someone to laugh at me      Not to smart, not to tall    Likes to watch TV and play basketball       I bought a car and I let her drive it    YEA! She opened the door and said, "Oh bother, this is red."    I gave her all my notes from algebra    She opened em up and said, "I can't believe you're so stupid."       Now I just want a new girlfriend    Yea I just want someone to make me laugh    I just want a new girlfriend    Yea I just want someone to laugh at me      Not to smart, not to tall    Likes to watch TV and play basketball   And play basketball   And play basketball   And play basketball      Now I just want a new girlfriend    Yea I just want someone to make me laugh    I just want a new girlfriend    Yea I just want someone to laugh at me      And I, I just want her to look at me....yup   I, just want her to talk to me....yea!      I won't ever make her wash my car, NO!    I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there.    Oh,oh,oh,oh!   Oh,oh,oh,oh!   Oh,oh,oh,oh!   Oh,oh,oh,oh!   Oh,oh,oh,oh, oh, oh!