He likes me he likes me ooh...isn't that nice   He likes me he likes me ooh...isn't that nice   That your brand new friend he likes your old true friend   And isn't that the way that it ought to be   That your brand new friend he has good will to send   And you're so free you're so free you're so free   And I am history   He likes you he says that he loves you ooh that's good to know   You like him I hope you don't love him and ooh...you should know   That your old true friend he doesn't like your brand friend   Person to person it' s not on purpose but I take it personally   And soon your brand new friend I hope I'll have a bon voyage to send   And you're so free you're so free you're so free   And I am history   You say you won't pick and you won't make a choice   But I'm so mad I could spit and I hear it in your voice   You said he likes me he likes me ooh isn't that swell   He likes me you said he likes me ooh tell him hell...o from me   A great big hello from me   Jesus always taught me that I should love my enemy   Darling my heart's in pain that's why my song's insane   And you're so free and I am history   He likes me but I don't like him