I called up my friend LeRoy on the phone   I said, Buddy, I'm afraid to be alone   I got some weird ideas in my head   About things to do in Denver when you're dead      I was working on a steak the other day   I saw Waddy in the Rattlesnake Cafe   Dressed in black, tossing back a shot of rye   Finding things to do in Denver when you die      You won't need a cab to find a priest   Maybe you should find a place to stay   Some place where they never change the sheets   And you just roll around Denver all day      LeRoy says there's something you should know   Not everybody has a place to go   And home is just a place to hang your head   And dream up things to do in Denver when you're dead      You won't need a cap to find a priest   Maybe you should find a place to stay   Some place where they never change the sheets   And you jut roll around Denver all day   You just roll around Denver all day