Disorder in the house   The tub runneth over   Plaster's falling down in pieces by the couch of pain      Disorder in the house   Time to duck and cover   Helicopters hover over rough terrain      Disorder in the house   Reptile wisdom   Zombies on the lawn staggering around      Disorder in the house   There's a flaw in the system   And the fly in the ointment's gonna bring the whole thing down      The floodgates are open   We've let the demons loose   The big guns have spoken   And we've fallen for the ruse      Disorder in the house   It's a fate worse than fame   Even the Lhasa Apso seems to be ashamed      Disorder in the house   The doors are coming off the hinges   The earth will open and swallow up the real estate      I just got my paycheck   I'm gonna paint the whole town grey   Whether it's a night in Paris or a Fresno matinee      It’s the home of the brave and the land of the free   Where the less you know the better off you'll be      Disorder in the house   All bets are off   I'm sprawled across the davenport of despair      Disorder in the house   I'll live with the tosses   And watch the sundown through the portiere