Don't bring the milk in   Leave it on the porch   Don't read the papers   Don't mow the lawn no more   Drive to the market   At the break of dawn   Watch 'em unload the produce   Then ride right back home      CHORUS   It's the white man's burden   And it weighs a ton   I'm a family man   Model citizen      Tormen the mailman   Terrorize the maid   Try to teach 'em some manners   Whip 'em into shape   Down in the basement   I've got a Craftsman lathe   Show it to the children   When they misbehave      CHORUS      I'm a law-abiding man   I'm a good samaritan   I pay my taxes when I can   Model citizen      In the cool of the evening   When the sun goes down   My wife's playing canasta   With everyone in town      When I feel the pressure   And I need a break   Load up the Winnebago   Drive it in the lake      CHORUS