I have a friend, a bad ass friend   And his name is BranMan   He's still cool, still the same old fool   His best friend is his left hand      He used to have this bad ass girl   She used to be mine though   And he had this other girl   And now he thinks she's a ho      I have this friend, this fat ass friend   You might call him a metal head   We've hung out since 4th grade   He's probably my best friend      He never had any bad ass chicks   But he had a crush in the 6th grade   She goes out with some preppy dude   That one time called him "babe"      His left hand is his best friend too      I used to have my note pad, and it was my only friend   Now I have these assholes, and they're there to the end   I'm so glad I have my friends, because the kick so much ass   And I'm so glad that I have friends and I'm not like I was in the past      I have this friend, this hot ass friend   You might say that she's a Goth   I met her when I turned grunge   I still think she's fuckin' hot      She listens to that horror punk   And C.O.F., and old doo wop   She likes blood, and lots of stuff   Just say Silvberchair!!!      I have this friend, this purdy friend   She's a bad ass fan of KoRn   She goes out with a kick ass guy   And he's perfect for her      She has orangish hair   But it used to be pink   And she's always going blind   But she makes me smile, all the time      I used to have my note pad, and it was my only friend   Now I have these bad ass chicks, and they're there to the end   I'm so glad I have my friends, because the kick so much ass   And I'm so glad that I have friends and I'm not like I was in the past