OKAY!   It's Guiness Book of World Records Time   This is the first rap song about gettin' high with dinosaurs      I smoke a joint tonight   I smoke a joint tonight   Me and all these dinosaurs are blazin' blunts tonight   We blazin' blunts tonight   We blazin' blunts tonight   Me and all these dinosaurs is on a hunt tonight      I'll only spit this one time   So let me take it slow   I started to get high about an hour ago   But then the buzzer rang   And I looked out the peephole   It was a whole bunch of raptors   And they just won't go   I stepped back and the knocks    I just tried to ignore   Thought I was safe   But they knew how to open doors   And without even askin' they just came on in   They started smokin' my weed    And then they called their friends      I smoke a joint tonight   I smoke a joint tonight   Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight   We rollin' bones tonight   We rollin' bones tonight   Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight      I smoke a spliff tonight   I smoke a spliff tonight   Me and these dinosaurs are gettin' friggin' ripped tonight   We gettin' faced tonight   We gettin' faced tonight   And all these dinosaurs are crashin' at my place tonight      An Allosaurus in the corner tryin' to back the bong   Hot boxin' in the john with a Pterodon   And now a Compy and a Steg are startin' to get it on   But I can barely move because this weed's the bomb   Ankylosaurus makin' s'mores and eatin' Lucky Charms   Pterodactyl took my whole bag of Pepperidge Farms   T-Rex just went and set off the fire alarm   And now he can't get it off because he's got little arms      I smoke a joint tonight   I smoke a joint tonight   Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight   We rollin' bones tonight   We rollin' bones tonight   Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight      Now my neighbor's on the phone   Said she called the cops   And this really freaked out the Triceratops   He's tryin' to climb out the window   And we're yellin' 'stop!'   Because I'm on the fifth floor and it's a heck of a drop   We heard a knock and then the cops said they wanted in   And the Saurolophus tried to go and talk to them   But he made things worse    Cause he reaked of weed and gin   But luckily the Dilophosaurus quickly jumped on in   They said we were too loud and that folks were in bed   Diloph told the cops that we would be quiet instead   And then they shined a light    And asked why his eyes were red   We were busted so that's when he bit off their heads      I smoke a joint tonight   I smoke a joint tonight   Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin' bones tonight   We rollin' bones tonight   We rollin' bones tonight   Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin' stoned tonight      I smoke a spliff tonight   I smoke a spliff tonight   Me and these dinosaurs is gettin' friggin' ripped tonight   We gettin' faced tonight   We gettin' faced tonight   And all these dinosaurs are crashin' at my place tonight      Yeah!   First rap song about gettin' high with dinosaurs   Your welcome. Internet