Never talk back to your Mom and Dad when you are mad!   Never talk back to your Mom and Dad when you are mad!   Never be rude and disrespectful!   Never break rules then get forgetful!   Never throw a tantrum on the floor!   Never shout at them and slam the door!   CAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET GROUNDED!      Never cheat off some other kids test when you're in school!   Never cheat off some other kids test when you're in school!   Never get the answer from a friend!   Never sneak notes written on your hand!   Never let your eyes begin to wander from your paper to another!   CAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET SENT TO THE PRINCIPAL!      Never take cough syrup and mix it up with Iodine and Lye   Never take cough syrup and mix it up with Iodine and Lye   Never take the strike pads off a match book   Or go to a hardware store and then look    Near paint thinners for Muriatric Acid   Never go bring a pot into a rapid   Boil or get hydrogen peroxide   Never go to a farming store and then buy   pH strips and PVC Pipes   Those fuel cans that make outdoor grills light   CAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE CRYSTAL METH!