The students at Hogwarts are sorted into Houses according to   Whatever that shifty Sorting Hat says they ought to do   I asked Dumbledore if I could be sorted   He said, “Sorry, Whompy, but I could get reported   to the Ministry of Magic for incorrect procedure -   You’re not a wizard, you’re a tree.”      So I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome   I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome   I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome      Well, the House of Awesome is a place for anyone without a home   Regardless of race, religion, creed, gender, or sexual preference   We accept whites, we accept blacks   We accept rebel freedom fighters on horseback   We accept Asians, we accept Jews   We accept everyone and that includes you!      I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome   I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome   I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome      The students at Hogwarts are sorted into Houses according to   Whatever that shifty Sorting Hat says they ought to do   I asked Dumbledore if I could be sorted   He said, “Sorry, Whompy, but I could get reported   to the Ministry of Magic for incorrect procedure -   You’re not a wizard, you’re a tree.”      So I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome   I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome   I’m starting a new House and it’s called Awesome