about a year ago i played my first rock show   i was feeling kinda nervous about how it would go   and so i talked to my rock star friend Draco   and he said 'hey man, don't fret,   cause wizard rock fans are the sweetest bunch of fans   and most of them are girls and you're basically a man   so get out there killer and rock it like you can'   and so that's what i did   it soon became clear that rocking wasn't enough   if you're gonna score with groupies than you gotta be a hunk   you can't get by with overwhelming talent alone   and man, that's all i got   man, that's all i got      coulda been a wizard rock heart throb   coulda been the star of the show   coulda been a wizard rock heart throb   but dumbledore found matt maggiacomo      he's not as cute as joe and he's not as cute as paul   he's not as cute as brian or bradley at all   he's not as cute as alex carpenter   but then again who is?   he's not as cute as patrick from the hinky punks   cause he's packing way too much junk in the trunk   he might be a bit cuter than that guy from hollow godric   but that's not saying much   no, that's not saying much      coulda been a wizard rock heart throb   coulda been the star of the show   coulda been a wizard rock heart throb   but dumbledore found matt maggiacomo      everybody knows that wizard rock girls   are the prettiest girls in the whole wide world   i know it doesn't help me to whine and complain   but i'm telling you man it's driving me insane      coulda been a wizard rock heart throb   coulda been the star of the show   coulda been a wizard rock heart throb   but dumbledore found matt maggiacomo