Oh, Cedric why’d you go into that maze?   Haven’t you ever seen a Hollywood movie before?   In which a minor character gets slain   To benefit the survival of the big star   … It’s such a cliche      You’ve been at Hogwarts long enough to know   That Harry’s gonna get through whatever comes his way   Then there’s that whole business with Cho Chang   There had to be a means of getting you out of the way   … It’s such a cliche      Cedric Diggory   Were you too proud to see   Your days were numbered when   You stepped in the ring with him   You were unaware   That you were just a spare   You’re six feet underground   And Harry’s still around      We all agree you’re braver than most boys   But that’s no reason to go and get yourself killed   Did you notice there’s no scar on your forehead?   And what kind of hero dresses in yellow anyway?   … It’s such a cliche