How dare you wear robes and reside   How dare you cover your head to hide   Your face from God      How dare you smile from behind your beard   To hide the fact that your hearts are feared   And wave your rod      How dare you be the one to assess   Me in this godforsaken mess   You, a man in a purple dress   A man in a purple dress      When you place your frown   Between my God and prayer   However grand your crown   Or dignified your hair   Men above men all prats   In your high hats      You priest, you mullah so high   You pope, you wise rabbi   You're invisible to me   Like vapor from the sea      I lovingly mock you noble lords   We all dress up to grand awards   I do that as well      I dare condemn your fashion sense   At least you're not astride the fence   That wouldn't sell      But I will deliver this address   Your souls conditioned don't impress   You, a man in a purple dress   A man in a purple dress