I got up this morning and did fifty five press-ups stat   I brushed my teeth since breakfast and I threw away my Playboy - that's bad!   The Ferrari's in the garage and I gave it a wash, just for you!      But please don't make me come to the theater, it's so uncool!      I'll babysit my cousin and I promise not to tease him, oh no   I'll caress his little haircut and do everything to please him, oh   I'll watch him like a hawker and in case a fit should seize him      But please don't make me come to the theater, it's so grim!      Kevin's a model child,   Always as good as gold.   Kevin is never wild,    Always does as he's told.