It's Monday, February 5, 1996 at 11:00 AM Eastern Time   Me and my band went to East Orange, New Jersey for a WFMU radio show   It was a 40-minute trip   At 11:55 AM, me and my band pulled up by the college station      I done a poor job   I done a poor job   I done a poor job   I done a poor job      At 1:55 PM, my band ran a ground test with a riff   Fifteen minutes later, I lapsed in the sound booth   I set my rock keyboard up and played two solo songs   It was a false start      I done a poor job   I done a poor job   I done a poor job   I done a poor job      At 2:30 PM, I started rocking hard with my band   I didn't sing a perfect set   I wasted my band members' time   At 3:30 PM, Dale Meiners yelled at me for screwing up the rock set   He gave me a war hell ride as we left the radio station      I done a poor job   I done a poor job   I done a poor job   I done a poor job      Diet Pepsi, uh-huh