This band played at The Empty Bottle   About 280 people were at the show   The rock show was whooping it up   The rock show was burning a monkey's ass up      Lotion   Lotion   Lotion   Lotion      The band played it on   The band got down like a Magikist   The crowd roared like a lion   The rock show was whooping a horse's ass      Lotion   Lotion   Lotion   Lotion      The show was over at last   A lot of people met the rock band   The lead singer of Lotion wasn't nice at all   He was a stupid jerk   But otherwise, the show was terrific      Lotion   Lotion   Lotion   Lotion      Rock over London   Rock on, Chicago   The Exclusive Company   Say it with me