I'm sorry I told you those pants made your ass look fat  oops my bad  I'm sorry I tried to borrow condoms from your dad  oops my bad  I called you by your best freind's name  when you and I were fooling around and around  Then I went and made out with that same best friend  the weekend you left town  Oops my bad  It's all my, it's all my fault  I never should have let those little things ruin what we had  Oops my bad  I'm sorry I made out with you younger sister  Oops my bad  I swear I thought it was you when I kissed her  you look so similar  Oops my bad  Now seems a good a time as any for apologies  I'm sorry I never told you about my STDs  I've got herpes, so do you now  And your best friend, and your sister  And your mom and I suppose even you dad  Oops my bad